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Murphy's Cars laws
*The largest vehicle always has the right of way.
*You're only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.
*When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.
*Hotrods are never seen, but often heard.
*You finally save up enough to fix your car and you get fired.
*The car only breaks down at the least convenient time. When you car breaks down and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove theengine to get to that part.
*No matter how well kept the car, an oil leak will develop.
*When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.
*Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods.
* If your working under the hood of a car and drop something, it will always roll the middle of the car and just out of reach.
* The cleaner the windscreen, the stronger the magnetism to insects.
* Your Car Keys are always in the pocket of the hand that is fullest.
* The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.
*The later you are running, the slower the people in front of you, and on any accessible side are going to drive.
*The less you want to be somewhere, the more likely every light will be green and traffic clear.
* If you're stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane, if you'll move back, that lane will stand still.

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