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Haftanın Hadisi: Hayra vesile olan, hayrı yapan gibidir. Tirmizî, İlm, 14. |
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12-06-2006, 00:07
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Sahip :p
  Giriş: Nov 2006
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Fun: Men-women
Fun: Men-women The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says..... "We need" = "I want" "It's your decision " = "The correct decision should be obvious by now." "Do what you want" = "You'll pay for this later." "Whatever" = "You'll pay for this later." "Fine" = "You'll pay for this later." "We need to talk" = "I need to complain" "I'm not upset" = "Of course I'm upset, you moron!" "You're so... manly" = "You need a shave and you sweat a lot." "Be romantic, turn out the lights." = "I have flabby thighs." "This kitchen is so inconvenient" = "I want a new house." "I need wedding shoes" = "the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white." "Hang the picture there" = "NO, I mean hang it there!" "I heard a noise" = "I noticed you were almost asleep." "Do you love me?" = "I'm going to ask for something expensive." "How much do you love me?" = "I did something today you're really not going to like." "I'll be ready in a minute " = "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V." "Is my butt fat?" = "Tell me I'm beautiful." "You have to learn to communicate." = "Just agree with me." "Are you listening to me!? " = "Too late, you're dead." "Do you like this recipe?" = "It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it." "I'm not yelling!" = "Yes I am yelling because I think this is important." The Woman's Guide to What a Man is Really Saying... "I'm hungry." = "I'm hungry." "I'm sleepy." = "I'm sleepy." "I'm tired." = "I'm tired." "Do you want to go to a movie?" = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you." "Can I take you out to dinner?" = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you." "Can I call you sometime?" = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you." "May I have this dance?" = "I'd eventually like to have sex with you." "Nice dress!" = "Nice cleavage!" "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = "I want to fondle you. "What's wrong?" = "What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?" "What's wrong?" = "I guess sex tonight is out of the question. " "I'm bored." = "Do you want to have sex?" "I love you." = "Let's have sex now." "I love you, too." = "Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! " "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = "I liked it better before. "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = "$50 and it doesn't look that much different!" "Let's talk." = "I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me." "Will you marry me?" = "I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys." "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = "I am gay."
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