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**Tunaltay** · 12-26-2006, 21:04

Joke: Famous Blonde Jokes
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it is nice to be with you in this department with enjoyable documents in this topic i want to share the blondie jokes where you can also share if you want

the funniest blonde joke I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?

A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

12-26-2006, 21:04	#1 (permalink)
Tunaltay Sahip :p Giriş: Nov 2006 Konum: Fildişi Kule/Onuncu Köy Mesaj: 11,026 Tecrübe Puanı: 100 Rep Puanı: 17499 Rep Derecesi:	Joke: Famous Blonde Jokes Joke: Famous Blonde Jokes hi friends! it is nice to be with you in this department with enjoyable documents in this topic i want to share the blondie jokes where you can also share if you want the funniest blonde joke I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home _________________________________ Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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