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Fun: Murphy's Love Laws Murphy's Love Laws
*All the good ones are taken.
*If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
*The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
*Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
*The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
*Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
*The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
*Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
*Nice guys(girls) finish last.
*If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
*Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
*The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
*Nothing improves with age.
*No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
*Sex has no calories.
*Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
*There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
*Virginity can be cured.
*When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
*Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
*The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
*Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
*Love is a hole in the heart.
*If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
*Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.