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Fun: Murphy's Laws MURPHY'S LAWS
*Nothing is as easy as it looks.
*Everything takes longer than you think.
*Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
*If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
*If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
*If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
*If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
*Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
*Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
*Mother nature is a bitch.
*It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
*Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
*Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Murphy's Law of Copiers
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.

Murphy's Law of the Open Road:
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.

Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.

The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.